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Giants Win Still Being Discussed. 02/05/08. 6:00am<br />
Super Tuesday Discussions. 02/05/08. 6:15am<br />
Howard Plays Some Songs. 02/05/08. 6:20am<br />
Valentine's Day And Relationship Discussions. 02/05/08. 6:25am<br />
Eric The Midget Relationship Expert Calls In. 02/05/08. 6:45am<br />
Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 02/05/08. 7:35am<br />
Miss Howard Stern Pulls Gun, Avoids Kidnapping. 02/05/08. 7:40am<br />
Kevin's Not-So-Funny Stunts. 02/05/08. 7:45am<br />
Gary The Retard Planning Stern Show Appearance 7 Months From Now. 02/05/08. 8:20am<br />
Riley Martin Voice Mail. 02/05/08. 8:25am<br />
Dee Snider Live Via ISDN Line. 02/05/08. 8:30am<br />
Dennis Miller Discussions And More. 02/05/08. 9:00am<br />
Jeff The Drunk Asking For More Stuff From Artie. 02/05/08. 9:25am<br />
Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 02/05/08. 9:45am<br />
Robin's News And Goofing On Gary. 02/05/08. 9:55am<br />
Wrap Up Show - Kevin Kraft's Stunts. 02/05/08. 11:05am<br />
Wrap Up Show - Jeff The Drunk. 02/05/08. 11:25am<br />
Wrap Up Show - Jeff Probst Visits. 02/05/08. 11:40am <br />
Howard 100 News<br />
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Giants Win Still Being Discussed. 02/05/08. 6:00am<br />
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Show opening bits and songs included: A John the Stutterer song parody, Fred the Elephant Boy's voice mail at a dating service where he's looking for a bi-sexual man, Joe Walsh and the James Gang performing ''Walk Away'' live in Howard's studio.<br />
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Howard started off the show talking about the Giants coverage in the paper today. He said he's actually getting emotional today after reading some of the stuff. He said he doesn't usually get that way. He said that he was reading about Bill Belichick and what a shitty move it was for him to leave the field before the game was officially over. The guys ended up talking about the pronunciation of his name and how people call him Beli-check when it's actually spelled Belichick.<br />
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Howard said that his hair stylist was asking him about the ticker tape parade that they're getting today and he wasn't sure if this was the first time they got one. Artie said that the last one may have been canceled because we were at war the last time they won.<br />
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Howard talked about some of the stuff that's being said about Eli Manning and Tom Brady's battles and how this is kind of like Revenge of the Nerds.<br />
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Howard said that Eli Manning is going to be getting some endorsements deals after this win. He's already did a couple of those endorsements the night of the game. Artie said that he actually had to fly down to Disney World after he took that deal so he could walk down the main street there.<br />
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Howard said that Manning was supposed to be on Letterman last night because he wasn't able to fly out on time. Artie said that he was talking to Vinnie Favale last night about that and he was telling him about Eli not being able to fly out. Howard sounded surprised about Artie talking to Vinnie after what he did to him last week. Artie said he's a good guy, he doesn't have a problem with him.<br />
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Gary came in and told the guys why the Giants never got a ticker tape parade. He said that they just held the celebration in New Jersey instead. Gary went to the first one and said it was kind of stupid because they just walked around Giants Stadium for a while.<br />
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Howard said he was reading that Peyton Manning has been making more money than even Tom Brady was making in endorsement deals. Artie said that's because he's like the all American guy. Howard was reading about the incredible escape that Eli Manning made when he was in a jam during the game. Eli explained what happened in one article so Howard read through that. Eli never even saw the catch after he threw the ball. Howard said that they always have to give credit to the rest of the team.<br />
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Howard read about this guy who signed Eli to the team and how he had said something about Manning being able to come through if he was the guy they thought he was, right before the team made their 83 yard drive to score. Howard said that actually got him really emotional when he read it.<br />
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Howard talked about how the Giants head coach, Coughlin, was close to being fired but he asked to have one more chance and he pulled through. He said that now he's in an incredible bargaining position and he will probably sign on for even more time with them.<br />
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Howard and the guys talked about how the Giants usually take a year off after a win and may not make it back into the Super Bowl next year.<br />
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Artie said that they were talking about Tiki Barber on the Wrap Up Show yesterday and how he's no longer on the team and how the team didn't like him. Now that he's gone, the team has turned around and now they've won the big game. Artie said that he worked with Tiki one time when a sponsor asked him to field some questions from the fans. He said that Tiki was there and was really smooth answering questions.<br />
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Howard said that Jeremy Shocky wasn't there at the game on the bench while the rest of the team was. He said that they're saying that he's going to need a big attitude adjustment after this because they pulled out this win without him. Robin said she heard that it may have actually helped the team that he wasn't there on the field. Artie said that's what they say about Tiki too.<br />
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Super Tuesday Discussions. 02/05/08. 6:15am<br />
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Howard said that today is Super Tuesday but he can't vote in the primary because he's a registered Independent. He said if he came out as a Republican or Democrat, it might confuse a lot of people so he has to stay with the Independent thing. Artie said that he got a call from Hillary Clinton's people trying to get him to vote for her. He said he never picked up the phone though, he just let it go to voice mail. He was wondering what they would have said to him though.<br />
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Robin said she heard that someone from Obama's camp had visited one of her friends. That guy was trying to push Obama on her so it must really help out the campaigns. Howard said that by the time these guys become President they must be worn out.<br />
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Howard said that he didn't want to make people jealous but Obama came to his apartment and cooked him breakfast. Hillary came and drove him to work today since Ronnie wasn't available. He said that the first person to give him a happy ending will get his vote. He also said that Hillary's car actually had heat, unlike his limo.<br />
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Howard Plays Some Songs. 02/05/08. 6:20am<br />
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Howard had some phone calls to get to but he had some other stuff to talk about too. He said that Gary has a friend who works for a record company and they have a new song coming out and it's not a novelty song. He said that Robin will be shocked by this song. He played it without saying the name of it and it was a chick singing about wanting to smell her man's dick because he's been coming home late. Howard said there are apparently 5 versions of the song and this one has all the cursing and stuff like that.<br />
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Gary came in and said that Danny Glass is the guy who is putting the song out. He said there are 5 versions of the song and this is one that they can play on satellite. There are others that they'll be able to play on regular radio. This one has a lot of cursing and lyrics about guy's dicks.<br />
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Howard said there's another song that he really likes. It was a song that Sarah Silverman performed for Jimmy Kimmel's show. He said that in the past Jimmy has jokingly said that they had to apologize because they ran out of time they weren't able to get to Matt Damon. That led to Sarah singing a song about ''fucking Matt Damon'' that she played for Jimmy on his birthday. Howard said the visual is very funny and you have to see it. She actually has Matt singing with her in the music video she made. <br />
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Valentine's Day And Relationship Discussions. 02/05/08. 6:25am<br />
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Howard took a phone call from a guy who asked everyone what they have planned for Valentine's day next week. Howard said he's out of ideas as this point. He got engaged last year so he's completely out of ideas. The guy asked Artie what he's doing. Artie said he's really not sure but he may go to this Headquarter's strip club for Valentine's day. He said that they should have 80 chicks to every 5 guys from what he heard. Howard said that's a good idea.<br />
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Robin said she's not sure what Jim Florentine is going to do for her. Howard aid that he's done with the big gift thing at this point. He wants to bring it back to normal now.<br />
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Howard said that he's been watching this ''My Fair Brady'' show and the chick on the show did a lesbian shoot and ended up giving her guy the pictures as a gift and he wasn't too thrilled with that. Howard said he'd be into a gift like that.<br />
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Howard said that Ralph left him a message about Gary getting bored out in Vegas. He said that Gary hates when the show spills over into his regular life. He said that nothing annoys Gary more than when people carry on like that off the air. He didn't save the message though.<br />
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The caller asked Fred about Valentine's day and Fred said that he should be able to get away with a nice dinner or something like that. Howard said he can't do that himself because he goes out to dinner with her a lot already. He said that every Sunday she makes turkey Chili or something like that. She also cooks Monday through Wednesday and then Thursday, Friday and Saturday they go out to eat. Robin said that he could rent a suite or something like that and go stay somewhere other than the apartment. Howard said he's got a great suite already and they don't need to stay somewhere else in the city.<br />
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Robin told Howard to get some musicians, a chef and stuff like that to make it special. Howard said that would be a horrible night for him. He wouldn't want to do that in a hotel or in his apartment. Artie said that he got engaged last year so he already blew his load. Now things can go downhill from there.<br />
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Howard said he'd like to get back to a gift certificate for a manicure or something. Artie said that he could do that but send her to Paris for the manicure. Robin threw in the Paris part of that. Howard said he could send her to Indian or something.<br />
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Howard said he's got a friend who tells his woman that his time is more important than anything and she loves when she gets the gifts like that. Fred did his Jim Florentine impression and had some fun goofing around with what he might do on Valentine's day. He said that he's going to be out in Seattle around that time so he and Robin will go to the Starbucks museum and do some enema tasting out there.<br />
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The caller asked Artie what's going on with him and Dana. Artie said that he and Dana actually spoke last night and things were pretty civil. He said that he spent about 15 minutes on the phone with her. Howard asked him if he thinks that he can salvage the relationship. Artie said that there's still this grey area there and she wants him to go through therapy and stuff. Howard said she's right about that. Artie aids that he's never going to go and he wants to know how long he'd have to go if he started. Howard said that he has to start before he can complain about going.<br />
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Artie said that Dana is always on the web and he asked her if she was in a chubby chaser chat room when she said she was on the web talking to some people. He said that made her laugh. Howard said that Dana is thinking to herself that if this is ever going to be real, she can't be with a guy who is always thinking about killing himself or going out to do drugs. He said that she's got a legitimate concern there.<br />
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Howard said that he has a lot of people who talk to him about Artie and they're very concerned about him. He said that this one guy thinks that Artie believes that if he goes to therapy, he's going to stop being funny or something and that's why he won't go.<br />
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Artie said that Dana has been trying to get him to go to therapy for 2 years now and it's just not going to happen. Howard told him that he has to do it for her if he really loves her. He said that he has tried to go but he ends up going for 2 hours and then he runs out of stuff to say. He said that he does 2 hours in the first session and then runs out of stuff to talk about. Howard said that if you're going to the right guy, he'll be able to bring stuff out that you don't even think about usually.<br />
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Howard said that he got into a whole thing in therapy about his mother. He said that after she called in she was upset about the things he said about her being angry. He said he was talking to his therapist about how his mother would come in and look at his asshole to see the pinworms he had. He said that he would never do that to one of his kids. He said that he would bring his kid to the doctor and not just inspect their ass. He said that doctors don't just tell parents to look at their kid's asshole to see if there are worms sticking out.<br />
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Howard said that he's got 3 kids and he'd never in his right mind sneak into their room and pull their pants down to look at them with a flashlight. He said that if the kid wakes up, they're going to freak out.<br />
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Howard said he'd just bring the kid to the doctor and let him diagnose. Robin aside that this is what they did back in those days. Howard said his shrink is an MD and he said he's never heard of such a thing in his life. Fred said that's what they did back in those days though, they'd just do what the doctors told them to do. Howard said that it's an invasion if you ask him.<br />
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At one point Robin told Artie that she got an e-mail from someone who said that they were checking Artie out and he looks like a fat piece of shit these days. Artie kept wondering who would say that about him. Robin said it's a friend of hers that Artie doesn't know. Artie said that's pretty harsh to say that about him.<br />
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Howard wondered if Artie would be willing to get up on the scale today since he hadn't been weighed in months. Artie said there's no way he's getting on the scale.<br />
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Howard said that he just got a note from the guys saying that every major medical web site out there suggests a flashlight on the ass. He said that he still doesn't think that's right though. Artie said that kids could wake up and think that they're being molested or something.<br />
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Robin told Artie that her friend didn't actually say he looked like a fat piece of shit, he just said that he ''looks like shit.'' Artie didn't seem to find that any easier to take. <br />
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Eric The Midget Relationship Expert Calls In. 02/05/08. 6:45am<br />
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Howard took a call from Eric the Midget and as soon as he got on, Fred was playing the ''Ack, Ack'' sounds from Mars Attacks. Eric said that tonight is his American Idol show that he does at JFSC.tv.<br />
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Howard asked Eric how his girlfriend is doing. Eric said she's good and they're working on meeting up around Valentine's day. Howard asked Eric to give Artie some advice on getting Dana back. JD came in and said that he was supposed to do a show where he gave relationship advice but it didn't happen. Eric said that he had to push that back. Howard said that he's not even in a relationship though. Eric said that he is in one but Robin said it's only been 2 weeks.<br />
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Howard played a bunch of the ''Eric the...'' clips that they created about him. Eric said that it's not getting under his skin anymore but Artie said that's bullshit. Howard figured that was reverse psychology that he was using and it still bothered him.<br />
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Eric told Artie that he has to stop being a drug addict and just straighten up and he'll get Dana back. Artie said that's easier said than done.<br />
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Howard noticed that Eric's face looked very blotchy today. They were talking about how odd he looked at Artie said that it looked like someone put glasses on a tangerine. He also told Eric that he's been using his masturbation technique of just fucking the bed. He asked Eric for some advice on that. Eric didn't want to comment on that.<br />
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Howard asked him if he's masturbated thinking about his girlfriend. Eric thought for a second and said ''yes'' to that. Howard asked him if he kisses his pillow pretending to make out with his girlfriend. Eric paused again and asked why he's trying to get him into that. Artie said that he pretends to make out with the pillow and actually names the pillow. He said he named the one up in Syracuse ''Lauren'' since that was the chick that he was into up there.<br />
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Howard asked Eric if that's what he does. Eric said ''I guess...'' Howard said people should call into Eric's show and ask questions like that. Eric said that there are no phones, you have to ask in the chat room there.<br />
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Howard asked Eric who washes his sheets trying to find out where his man goo goes. Eric said he doesn't do that on the sheets and he didn't want to say where he does go. Howard said that he must have to wash his PJ pants every time he does that. Eric said he doesn't have to wash them every time, he finishes in his underwear. Howard asked him who washes his underwear then. Eric said that his roommate does it with all of his other laundry.<br />
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Howard said that the poor guy could stick his hand in there and feel something wet. That led to Fred doing an impression of Eric and talking about the underwear being full of his load and turning to concrete. Howard said that he used to leave tissue on his pens and it would get glued to it. He asked Eric if he's ever glued his penis to his underpants with his load. Eric said that he hasn't.<br />
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Howard asked Eric how he keeps his penis from getting glued to his underpants. Eric said he just does. He didn't want to give details, he doesn't get why it's so important. Howard said that he finally found something that he's an expert at and he wants to know more, so that's why it's so important.<br />
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Howard said that if he came in his underpants he'd take them off and change. He asked Eric if he has a tiny load because he's a little person. Eric said that is the case. He asked them to shut the fuck up about this. The guys said that maybe they could call him Eric The Little Load after they found out that he has small loads.<br />
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Howard asked Eric if he's ever seen a porno with a regular guy's load being shown and if his loads are smaller than that. Richard came in and told Howard he's seen some midget porn and their loads are pretty big, just like a regular guy. Eric said that he doesn't watch movies like that so he doesn't know.<br />
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Howard said Eric has to have seen loads like that in porno but he's just embarrassed. Richard also said that he doesn't think that it's that strange to leave his loads in his underpants. He said he does that all the time and likes peeling his underpants off of his penis. Howard asked Eric if that's why he leaves his load in there. Eric said he doesn't enjoy that at all.<br />
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Richard said that maybe he lets his load dry up in his belly button or something. Eric told Richard that that's to what he does and called him a hick. Howard said that ti's vile that his roommate has to clean his underwear like that. Robin asked him if he does it every night but Eric didn't want to answer that.<br />
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Howard asked Eric when he last did it but he said he didn't remember. Richard asked Eric to shoot a load into a soda bottle so they could see the size of the load. Howard said they probably don't need something that big to see the size of the load. Maybe a thimble.<br />
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Howard asked Eric about his face being blotchy and why that was. Eric wasn't sure and he said it's not zits like they were saying they were. Howard said that he looks like Benjy with the blotchiness. Richard said that it could be from masturbating too much. Howard told Eric to take his hand away from his face because that might be causing the redness. Eric said that wasn't the reason either. He said there weren't any bumps up there but Fred said that his head looks like a frog's back. Richard thinks it could be his cum that he has on his sheets causing the break out on his face.<br />
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Richard suggested that they send Eric to a spa or something. Howard said that he'd love to do a show with Eric talking about masturbation. Eric didn't seem interested in that. Eric got in a plug for his American Idol show that he does at 8pm Pacific time. Artie said that he was going to google ''mind numbingly dull'' and see if his show comes up.<br />
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Howard did some more of the ''Eric the...'' clips and said that's what Eric wants to be called on his show. He told Eric he hopes that the technical problems are worked out this week. Robin said she actually likes those problems. Howard played some clips from last week where they had some echo problems. The clip was one where Eric was talking about his Myspace page saying that he was single but he had to change it. Eric said that he's changed it since then so Robin joked that he changed it from ''single'' to ''duped.'' Eric said that's not what's going on there and he hasn't been duped.<br />
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Howard wrapped up with Eric and was about to say goodbye to him but Gary told him that if you search for ''Mind Numbingly Dull'' at google.com you do get a couple of mentions of Eric at the 3rd and 4th positions. Howard thought that was kind of funny.<br />
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Howard was going to let Eric go again but he said that he heard that Eric has no sense of humor over there in his chat. They boot people out for very simple questions. JD said that they'll boot people just for asking questions about masturbating or anything like that. Eric said that they have dumbass people from SFN and Syndicate people asking questions in there so that's why they boot them. Howard didn't know what he meant by Syndicate so Eric told him that Shuli knows them and they do stupid things. He said that this guy Dino runs the site and they do all kinds of stupid shit. Howard still didn't know what he meant and Gary asked what he was talking about.<br />
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Gary said that he got sucked into this over the weekend. He said that Eric got all freaked out over them this weekend and there's something going on with the JFSC site and SFN. They were asking about why they can support SFN when they post personal information about Eric and Johnny Fratto. Mutt took that stuff down right away and he wasn't letting it happen, it's just hard to monitor that stuff.<br />
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Gary said that Mutt and Johnny Fratto are at each other's throats lately but it's not clear why. Eric said that the Syndicate people are ripping the show off and posting Howard TV stuff on the web. Howard said if that's the case then he's going to be against them too. Gary said that they're looking into that and they haven't found anything yet. Eric is going by what his people tell him.<br />
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Gary said that there are a lot of negative e-mails flying between these people. Howard said that he has nothing to do with the Syndicate, SFN or anyone else like that. Gary said that they claim that by having Mutt working there they are endorsing SFN.<br />
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Howard said that Eric once posted their personal information on the web so maybe they shouldn't have them on. He was angry about something and he posted Gary's phone number and e-mail address. He was upset about them not getting back to them about the American Idol show that he was supposed to do. Howard told Eric that he's no better than the Syndicate if that's what he does.<br />
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Tim Sabean came in and said that Revenge is a bitch and shit happens. He said that Eric posted his information on the web one time and payback is a bitch.<br />
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Mutt called in and said that Johnny Jr. is the one who had his information posted on the web but it was well known that it was on his web site. Mutt was also saying that the Syndicate people don't post anything from the show as far as he knows. He said that he's trying to work with everyone to control people but it's not easy. He said that Fratto wanted to buy his web site at one time but he didn't want to sell so now he wants to take him down. He claimed that Johnny wanted to buy the site for a huge amount of money and he didn't want to sell so nothing ever came out of that.<br />
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Mutt said that he's not part of this Syndicate stuff. He said that he doesn't thinks that the mob stuff on the web is all that interesting. He also said that this guy Dino guy started this show on the web and then some of the people split off from that group and went over to the JFSC thing. He said that he's turned into one of the bad people because of this.<br />
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Howard saw that there was a scroll on Eric's screen where they said that Mutt was lying. Mutt said that no one is stealing any shit from the show. He said that he knows they had a screen shot from back in October and that was all he ever saw.<br />
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Howard let Mutt go and had to wrap up with Eric a short time later but he saw that he had Hook Nose Mike on the phone. Hook Nose is part of this Syndicate thing and he said that they split off from the Syndicate and now Fratto's people had them shut down this week. Eric said that he was never part of the Syndicate but Mike said that he used to visit their feeds on Stickam. Howard said that he's fascinated by all of this but Artie had zoned out.<br />
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hook Nose said that he actually took down Eric one night when he did his show at the same time as Eric. Eric told him to get on tonight and he'll take him down this time. Howard had to wrap up a short time later. <br />
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Lisa G's Howard 100 News Preview. 02/05/08. 7:35am<br />
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After the break Howard came right back and had Lisa G come in with her Howard 100 News preview. Lisa said that she saw an exclusive screening of the ''Harold and Kumar'' movie that Richard is in. She said that he did a great job and got some applause when he was on the screen. She said that he did a great job and his name was up on the screen and everything. They cast him as a redneck and he played the part great. The movie comes out in April but she can't review it for them because she has an agreement with the movie people about that.<br />
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Lisa said that she spoke to some people about the commercial that Howard liked during the Super Bowl. She said that it was the one about Chester Pitts who was an oboe player before someone found him working in a grocery store. She spoke to Chester and he said he liked that Howard enjoyed the commercial.<br />
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Lisa also spoke to Leroy Neiman, who painted a portrait of Howard years ago, and he's 87 years old now and still remembers that painting. Howard said he still runs into him out on the street once in a while and says hello to him. Howard wrapped up with Lisa after that.<br />
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Miss Howard Stern Pulls Gun, Avoids Kidnapping. 02/05/08. 7:40am<br />
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Howard said that the other day Shuli was on the phone with Miss Howard Stern and she claimed that she was about to be kidnapped. He played the audio of her telling Shuli that there was a guy trying to kidnap her while he was on the phone with her. Andrea had to drag her friend out of the place and she claimed that she had a gun on her. She told Shuli she was running for her life and he had to call her back. Shuli called her back a short time later and Andrea claims that she and her friend had just escaped from some crazy shit that was about to go down.<br />
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Andrea claims that she pulled her gun out and the guys still didn't want to let them go. She said that there were two guys who wanted to hold them hostage and she had to put a stop to it. She said that Shuli may have saved her life by calling her because she had to answer the phone.<br />
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Howard said he's not sure about that story and he doesn't know how the phone call saved her life. Robin said she was following the story and she was saying that she fell asleep during the kidnapping or something like that. Howard had zoned out so he asked Robin to listen to more of it and tell him what's going on.<br />
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Robin said that Andrea had fallen asleep and her friend Christie had woken her up and told her they needed to get away so they were able to do that once she woke up.<br />
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Howard had some new Larry King clips that the guys edited to make him say stuff that he didn't actually say. He had him saying things like ''I have AIDS and love it.'' He had a bunch of longer ones about shooting his loads in guys and sucking it up and things like that as well. He had some pretty long clips that are obviously edited clips. One of them went so long that he thought it was the longest one they had ever done. He played a clip of Ed McMahon that was just about as long as that Larry King clip.<br />
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Howard said that he has this guy Kevin Kraft coming in. He said that he works there but he didn't know just how weird he was. He asked Kevin what he does there and found out he goes through clips that they get submitted from people from the old radio show. He puts those clips into the prophet system that they use for their audio clips. Kevin is also the guy that Joey Boots is really into and wanted to go out with.<br />
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Howard said that Kevin is kind of into this Jackass-type stunt stuff and tries to sell tapes of the stuff they do. Kevin said that he tried selling tapes but they didn't sell all that well.<br />
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Howard said that Kevin had his taint pierced one time but he doesn't find Kevin to be all that much of a funny kind of guy. Kevin said that he's always been a fucked up kind of guy and his friends are the ones who told him to get into this stuff.<br />
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Howard played a clip of Kevin getting his taint pierced and watched some of what was going on. Howard said that it wasn't really funny, it was more sick than funny. He said that it was really hard core stuff.<br />
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Artie said that when you see those Jackass guys doing stunts, it's funny. The stuff he was watching wasn't funny. He said that he likes Kevin a lot but this just wasn't funny.<br />
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Howard said that the Jackass stuff has inspired people to do some really crazy stuff. Kevin said that the needle that they used was much thicker than a needle that they'd usually use.<br />
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Howard read some notes about some of the other stuff Kevin has done. He did acid one time and drove his car which Howard said wasn't funny and it was very dangerous. Kevin said that was when he was 18 or so and he knows that was dumb.<br />
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The guys thought that Kevin was a rich kid because he went to a boarding school but Kevin said that he went there because he had a learning disability.<br />
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Howard read that one of Kevin's friends went over to his other friend's house to jerk off on the face of his buddy's mother's face. They didn't tape that one. Kevin also said that they tricked a guy into drinking a bottle of piss when he thought it was beer. He also stuck his nuts in a fan one time to get the guy to drink the piss. Kevin said he does this stuff because it's fun. He said he's been doing it since he was 16 years old.<br />
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Howard told Kevin that sticking his nuts in a fan is crazy and asked him to explain that to him. Kevin said that people do crazy stuff all the time for no reason.<br />
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Howard read about some other things that he and his friends have done. He said that they once threw a personal alarm into a restaurant and his friend ''accidentally'' yelled out ''Grenade!'' when they tossed it into the restaurant and they had to evacuate. Howard asked him why he does this stuff and what he's going to do if he loses his balls some day. He wanted to know if it's worth the risk. Kevin said that it is worth the risk.<br />
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Robin said that Kevin isn't a Jackass type because he has a job. There are people out there like Bam Margera who could never hold down a 9-5 job like Kevin could.<br />
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Richard and Sal came in and asked Kevin if he'd eat M&Ms out of Sal's pouch. Kevin heard the plan for how they were going to do it and he said that he'd do it no problem. Howard said he didn't want to see him do it and asked him why he would do it. Kevin said ''I dunno, why not?'' Howard told Sal to put the M&Ms in his pouch and show him what he was getting himself into. Sal uses his uncircumcised penis for the ''pouch'' and he can shove a ton of them in there.<br />
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Howard told Kevin that this can be a health risk and Artie told him that his old man could keep him from getting the family money if he does stuff like this. Kevin said that his father will probably find it funny. Sal wanted Kevin to lay on his back to do this but he didn't want to do that. Sal eventually fed him the M&Ms but they all fell past his face. He finally got one in there and Howard said that maybe he is funny.<br />
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Howard asked Kevin if he was alright. Kevin almost threw up after that so Howard was laughing. Artie said that if they had a funny meter on that side of the studio, it probably wouldn't read anything.<br />
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Dominic Barbara called in and told Kevin that they could have gone to jail for that grenade stunt. Kevin said that he knows that it was a stupid move, but it was years ago. Howard said that everyone wants to be these Jackass guys but they must research what's legal and stuff. The guys weren't so sure about that.<br />
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Artie told Kevin he could have mouth gonorrhea now. The Howard TV guys showed the replay and Richard said he looked like a baby bird taking the M&Ms in there.<br />
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Howard gave Kevin a plug for his Myspace page at Myspace.com/slowchildrenvideos. Richard asked him if he wanted to eat some stuff out of his ass crack. Kevin wasn't into that so the guys asked Sal to do it. Sal refused and told Richard to eat it out of his ass instead.<br />
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Richard put the Nutri-Grain bar in his ass but Kevin refused to eat it and so did Sal. Artie said that he'd give Kevin $500 to eat it. Kevin thought about it after that but he still didn't want to do it. Sal shoved the bar in Richard's ass when he stuck his foot over there. Richard said he was going to shove it in Sal's face after that. He chased him around a little bit and had the guys laughing.<br />
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Howard said that these stunts aren't that good and he's not that amused by them. Ralph called in and asked what's different between this guy and what Sal and Richard do. Howard said that when he ate the M&Ms it was kind of funny.<br />
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Isaac from Howard TV came in and said that some of the video is actually pretty funny. He said that they'll have more clips in the Howard TV show for this segment.<br />
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Ralph asked what was wrong with Kevin that he had to go to boarding school. Kevin said that he had a learning disability. Howard wondered why he hired him there if he has a learning disability. He actually catalogs the old shows so Howard wasn't sure that was the best job for him. Kevin said he also produces the Riley Martin show.<br />
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Artie gave him some advice about not pissing off his father over this stuff because he'll cut him off. Kevin said that his father is just like him and likes that kind of stuff so he should be fine. Richard said that Kevin is cool and he's into the same metal music that he's into. They go to concerts and stuff together.<br />
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One of the guys told Howard that the first time Richard got a stick of deodorant he smeared it all over his body because he had no idea how to use it. Richard said he didn't know how to use it and didn't ask his parents about it. He was 14 at the time and said that he wasn't sure if his parents ever used deodorant either because he never saw any around the house. Howard wrapped up with Kevin and gave him another plug for his Myspace page and went to break. <br />
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Gary The Retard Planning Stern Show Appearance 7 Months From Now. 02/05/08. 8:20am<br />
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After the break Howard came right back before Fred was able to play a prank call he was going to play. Howard said he had Gary the Retard on the phone and he wants to do the show in September for his birthday even though his birthday is this month. Gary said that he's very busy right now and he can't come out for the show this month.<br />
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Gary said that he wants to come out with Miss Howard Stern too. Artie told Gary that he doesn't want this retard coming in, he doesn't like him. Gary said he's doing a comedy show in September so that's why he wants to come in then.<br />
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Artie told Gary not to act retarded when he comes in next time. Gary aid that he is retarded, damn it, so he can't help the way he acts. He said that he might be able to tone down the ''retardedness'' though.<br />
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Howard heard that Gary hates Eric the Midget so he asked him why that was. Gary said that other people don't like him, that's why he doesn't like him. Howard played a clip of Gary complaining about him picking up the phone for Eric the Midget but he won't do that for him. Gary ripped into Eric about him complaining about everything on the show all the time. He gets cut off in the middle of a sentence.<br />
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Howard talked to Gary about Eric and Gary is very upset that he doesn't really do anything at the comedy shows and he just sits there while everyone else is working.<br />
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Howard played a prank call that Richard and Sal made to Gary where they told him that he was no longer retarded. They had some test results for him and broke the news to him that he was no longer retarded. Gary got all excited until they asked him a few questions and found out the results were wrong.<br />
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Gary laughed and said that was a pretty good call. He said that he'll always be retarded no matter what. Howard let him go after that.<br />
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Riley Martin Voice Mail. 02/05/08. 8:25am<br />
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Howard said that Riley Martin has called and freaked out about not getting his pay check in a timely manner. Howard said that they mail out the checks and they don't get there immediately so he freaks out. He played the voice mail he left for Sal about not having his check on the 25th when he's supposed to get paid on the 15th. He goes off on the guy about the amount of money he makes doing that show of his and it's less than what Howard would pay to get a massage or get his hair done. Howard gave Riley a plug for his show that airs tonight at midnight on Howard 101.<br />
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Dee Snider Live Via ISDN Line. 02/05/08. 8:30am<br />
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Howard had Dee Snider on an ISDN line so he played some Twisted Sister songs for him. Dee said ''thank god for those two songs...'' Howard was having some echoing problems but Robin wasn't hearing it. Howard got back to Dee and asked him about the songs that he wrote and asked if they can generate millions for him. Dee said that they have. That led to the guys talking about Norman Greenbaum and how he's made a living off his one hit song ''Spirit in the Sky.'' He's got someone that works for him just selling the song to be used in various things.<br />
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Howard asked Dee if he knew that he had hit songs on his hands with those two songs. Dee said that he did. He didn't know that they'd still be around this long after though.<br />
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Howard said that he's a fan of this show that Dee is in called ''Gone Country.'' He was going to talk about that but he had to figure out where the echo was coming from. It turned out to be Dee's headphones being turned up too loud. Howard had him turn them down and the echo went away.<br />
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Howard talked about this show that Dee is on and how good it is so far. He said that Bobby Brown is Dee's roommate on the show and at the end of the show he hopped up on stage and started to rap with him when he was singing. Howard said that Dee grabbed him around the neck and was ready to beat the shit out of the guy. He said that Bobby wasn't doing anything that bad, he was just trying to jam with him but Dee didn't know that.<br />
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Howard said that Bobby Brown looks awful these days and he thought that he was much older than he really is. He said he's only in his 30s but he looks like he's in his 40's. Howard said that Julio Iglacias is also on the show. Maureen McCormack is in the show and she starts to fall for Bobby Brown.<br />
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Howard said that Dee is kind of insane on the show because he can't get coffee. Robin found that odd and talked about his other weird addiction that he talked about the last time he was on. That was his e-mail addiction. Howard said that Dee used to drink Jolt cola in the past and that's another addiction he had back then.<br />
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Dee said that he drinks about 6 cups of coffee a day and it's tough to stop drinking it cold turkey. He said that it's 3 double espressos a day so that's like 6 cups of coffee. Dee told Howard that he started out with one cup of coffee on the first day and he was told that he was going to get more the rest of the day but he still hadn't had any by 11 o'clock that night. He said that 4 cups showed up when he started threatening to leave the show.<br />
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Howard said that Carnie Wilson is on the show and she's as fat as ever. He said that they show her eating like crazy on that show too. Howard said he also heard that Bobby Brown peed on Dee. Dee said that he didn't pee on him, but he did pee in the vicinity of him. Dee said that they want to create a new odd couple show based on him and Bobby.<br />
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Dee said that he saw Bobby walking toward his bed one night and wondered what the hell was going on. It was dark in the room and he didn't know what was happening. Dee said that Bobby then turned toward his night table and pulled out his johnson. He said that's when the hilarity ensued.<br />
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Dee was talking about Maureen McCormack and how they found out that she can actually sing, she just doesn't have any experience singing in front of people. Dee said that they actually had a lot of fun doing the show and he's been trying to stay in touch with some of the people. He said that Bobby's phone doesn't even pick up when he calls but the others he's able to stay in touch with.<br />
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Howard asked Dee if he missed his wife while he was doing the show. He said that he was okay with it. He said that his anniversary was during that 8 weeks he was gone and he never got to see her. He thinks that one of the producers stopped that from happening.<br />
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Dee said that there was a hit out on Howard's head because he was talking about his wife on the show. Howard said he didn't know what that was about. Dee said that this guy Huey Apples heard that Howard was talking about his niece on the show and the guy actually put a hit out on his head because of it. He said that his wife called her uncle and asked him to call it off so she probably saved Howard from getting beat up at a minimum.<br />
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Howard gave Dee a plug for this concert he's doing for the victims of the Rhode Island club fire after the band Great White set fire to the club. There were 200 people who were seriously injured or left without parents so they're doing a fund raiser for them.<br />
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Dee said that he knew the guys in Great White and now they're suffering for this thing that happened. He said that no one has given any of the victims of the fire so they're trying to help them out. They're doing the show at the Dunkin Donuts center in Rhode Island on February 25th. He said that this could have happened to any band at any club so they're trying to get a lot of other musicians to step up and help out.<br />
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Dee said that they have a lot of musicians showing up to the event, including country stars, but there are a lot of bands who aren't responding and refuse to get involved. He said that there's one artist who is trying to forget their hair band past and won't do it. Dee wasn't going to say who it was but eventually blurted out ''Bon Jovi!''<br />
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Howard asked Dee who else he's reached out to that won't help. Dee said he's been trying to get in touch with Aerosmith because they live just miles from the club that burned. He said he can't get them or Bon Jovi but he's not sure if Jon Bon Jovi is saying no or if it's his people. He hasn't spoken to any of them personally.<br />
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Howard asked Dee if he's reached out to Larry Pierce yet. Dee laughed and asked who he is. Howard had Gary pull up some of his music for him and played some of those songs for Dee. They played Larry's song ''Will You Swallow My Cum.'' Dee laughed and said that he could get up there with John Rich and Gretchen Wilson.<br />
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Artie said that the story about having a hit out on Howard is fascinating to him. Dee said that to an old school Italian, saying that you want to fuck his niece, that's an insult. Howard said that he's happy with Beth now and he doesn't want to fuck Dee's wife anymore. He doesn't want to upset her family anymore.<br />
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Dee said that he was 21 when he met his wife, who was only 15 years old at the time. He said that he came rolling in wearing tight pants and pink platform shoes. He said that they warned him before he took her out that if he disrespected her, they'd hunt him down. He knew they were serious too. He said that he waited a minimum of 6 months before he even laid a hand on her. Howard told him she was well worth it.<br />
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Howard gave Dee a plug for this show he's doing and said you can get tickets and information at StationFamilyFund.org. Dee said that all of the proceeds go to the victims. Howard wrapped up with Dee a short time later and gave him some plugs for that country show he's on too.<br />
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Howard was about to let Dee go but he ended up telling him about going out to see Leslie West the other night at BB Kings. He talked about that for a minute and let Dee go.<br />
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Dennis Miller Discussions And More. 02/05/08. 9:00am<br />
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Howard said that there was a commercial during the Super Bowl with some pandas that were speaking with an Asian accent. Some people were offended by that. He played the commercial that was for SalesGenie.com. The voices really were kind of racist. Robin said she wasn't offended by it. Neither was Artie, but he said he could see why an Asian-American group would get upset with it. The guys talked about some of the other possibilities they could have used on that commercial.<br />
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Artie said that he saw a Popeye's chicken commercial one time where a black guy sticks his eyes up through the o in Popeye's and said ''I love that chicken'' and people got upset about that.<br />
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Howard said that Dennis Miller recently put him on the mount Rushmore of Radio on his show but he did it reluctantly. He played a clip of Dennis talking about that with a caller who asked him about it. Dennis said that he would put faces like Rush Limbaugh, Wolfman Jack and he'd probably have to put Howard Stern up there even though he's not a Stern devotee. Artie said that he could have been an ass and not mention him at all.<br />
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Artie asked Howard about his book and the lists that he had of comedians he liked. Howard said he loves Dennis Miller. Artie wanted to know the history of what happened between them. Howard said that Dennis used to call into the show and mix it up with him, he's not even sure what happened there. Gary came in and gave Howard the history and said that Howard asked Dennis about this woman who was dating him at the time. Howard asked him about it and Dennis asked them not to air it after the show so they actually cut it out of the show. they never aired it and Dennis still got upset with them.<br />
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Gary said that he thinks that Miller is funny but he never liked him when he came on the show. He said that they did something nice for Dennis and he still held it against them. Howard said that he's seen that Dennis is a failure at sports commentating but he really thinks that he's a wonderful stand-up comic. He said he became friends with his brother years later and he's been in touch with him over the years. He said that Dennis used to be on the show quite often but the girlfriend thing he was kind of uptight about.<br />
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Howard said that Dennis did call in years after the fall out. He'd just had his son Holden at the time and Gilbert Gottfried was on the show that day. Gilbert was having some fun talking about the kid and using that name to goof on him. Howard said that the call was funny and he probably didn't go with it because he seems to be kind of humorless.<br />
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Howard said that Dennis is now like Bill O'Reilly's best buddy and O'Reilly thinks that he restarted his career. Howard said he's enjoyed Dennis over the years doing his comedy and stuff but the guy really has to get a sense of humor about himself.<br />
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Artie said that Dennis' brother Jimmy might be one of the most successful producers out there. Howard thanked Dennis for putting him on his Radio Mount Rushmore. He said that he appreciated that even if he did it reluctantly. Howard said that he didn't know one of the names on the list. Then things started to eat away at him and he got pissed that Rush Limbaugh was on that list. He said that Rush is nothing.<br />
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Howard said he was going to give a Mount Rushmore of the people who really belong on there. Howard said that they would include Arthur Godfried, Howard Stern, Bob Grant and Alan Burke. Robin and Artie threw out a couple of other names as well. Howard said that his head would be the biggest one on the carving.<br />
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Artie said that he would have Howard, Robin, Fred and Gary up on that Mount Rushmore. Howard said maybe Tom Chiusano should be up there too. Howard was going to go to break but he ended up bringing up Cousin Brucie saying that he was probably going to come in and demand to be on the Radio Mount Rushmore. He did his impression of Brucie for a minute before going to break. <br />
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Jeff The Drunk Asking For More Stuff From Artie. 02/05/08. 9:25am<br />
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After the break we heard a prank call the guys made to a guy using clips of Artie yelling at someone on the phone. Fred also played some Twisted Sister ''We're Not Gonna Take It'' as they were coming back. Howard came back a short time later and went to the phones. Bong Hit Eric was supposed to be there but he didn't pick up. Jeff the Drunk was also on the phone and said he didn't have a lot going on. Howard was about to hang up on him but Jeff started coughing after he took a hit.<br />
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Jeff wanted to talk to Artie. He asked him if it would be possible to get a room for the gig he's going to be doing. Artie said that he made a deal with Jeff to come out to do some shows once in a while. He wanted to be a permanent fixture of the show so he kind of agreed to that. Artie said that he's not going to fly him across the country but he'll let him come to any gig he can drive to. He said he'd throw him a couple hundred bucks when he does that.<br />
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Artie said that he's doing the Borgata down in Atlantic City and now it looks like he has to get him a room down there. Howard said that he doesn't have do that and he wondered if any sentence starts with anything but ''Can I have...'' Jeff said they do.<br />
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Artie told Jeff that he'd like him to shave his head from now on. He's looking like a mess again. Jeff thanked him for that. Then he said that his manager told him that he should ask him for a room down there because the show ends so late down there.<br />
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Jeff said that he and his manager are going to be drunk because they'll be going to the after party. Artie said that he's not doing an after party. He said he'd like to know who his manager is. Jeff said that it's this guy Jarred who owned the store that he used to work at. Howard asked if he gives the guy a cut of his pay. Jeff said he just wants money for tolls and gas money. Howard said that means Artie is paying for all of that stuff.<br />
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Artie said that he's getting nothing for this. He said that no one is coming to see Jeff and he's only going to talk for about 10 seconds at the end of the show. He said that he's going to be eating and drinking back stage and he's got to pay him hundreds of dollars for that. He said that it's going to be like $600-700 or more that he's spending on this guy Jeff. Howard said he can handle this but Artie told Jeff this isn't good.<br />
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Howard said that he'd tell him not to come to this appearance and maybe come to another one. Artie wanted Jeff to admit that he never handed out the Beer League flyers that he had him hand out. Jeff swore that he did.<br />
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The guys talked about how Jeff the Drunk will order people around back stage like he's the king or something. Ralph called in and told Jeff that he should book his own fucking room down at the Borgata. He said that he's obnoxious and Artie is giving him money like he's some poor slob out on the street. Howard told Artie to pay him $200 not to come. Artie said that might be the best idea ever. He told Jeff he'd send him the money and he doesn't have to come. Jeff got upset and hung up after saying he doesn't have to pay him and he won't show up.<br />
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Artie said that he should call Teddy and bother him about that shit from now on. He was thinking about having Teddy wear a uniform when he comes out to these gigs with him. He said that he looks like a slob most of the time and he should look neater than he does.<br />
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Howard said that Teddy came walking into the studio earlier this morning with a giant painting wrapped in brown paper. He said it was some of Artie's personal business and he was unwrapping it in the studio. Artie ended up kicking him out of the studio and told him to open it out in the hall.<br />
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Howard told Artie to get Teddy a Star Trek uniform or something. Artie said that he and Nick Di Paolo were trying to come up with a uniform for him. He said that the guy admits that he doesn't have any qualifications for the job.<br />
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Teddy came in and Howard said that he really does look like a mess. Artie told him he wants him to wear a lavender vest so Teddy said he needs more money to do that. Howard said maybe they should dress him like a Nazi soldier or something crazy like that. Artie said that the crazy thing is that he's training Teddy for life. He said that Teddy will always tell him that he gets what he pays for and he's right.<br />
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Howard said that Jeff the Drunk was back on the phone. Jeff said that he's been writing material for his stand-up act. Artie got a laugh out of that comment. He wanted to hear some of the act. Jeff said that he was going to surprise Artie by doing this act. Jeff started to tell one of his jokes but both Artie and Ralph started booing him. Jeff's joke wasn't much of a joke. Ralph was talking over him too so Howard wanted to hang up on him but kept him on.<br />
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Teddy told Artie that they can have Jeff stay at one of the local hotels out there, he doesn't have to stay at the Borgata. Jeff didn't sound too happy about that and so the guys said that he should be thanking Artie for all of this because he's the one who is going to pick up the tab for all of this stuff.<br />
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JD came in and said that he's been out on the road with Teddy and Artie and Artie is always busting Teddy's balls. He said that he has to talk Teddy off the ledge sometimes because he's ready to jump. Teddy said he's not even sure why he sticks with the job. Howard said that he'd love to hear JD talking Teddy off a ledge. He pictured what it would sound like and did an impression of JD talking to him.<br />
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Teddy said that Artie is always telling him that he's white trash because he wiped his hands on his pants one time. He said that he did that because Artie took all of the napkins in the car, at once, and used them to wipe his hands. Artie said that Teddy was wiping his hands on his pants for a half hour while he was eating his chips.<br />
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Howard 100 News And Wrap Up Show Previews. 02/05/08. 9:45am<br />
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Howard was worn out from all of that so he ended it and brought in Steve Langford. Steve said that they have a story about Eric the Midget's girlfriend Kendra going out to a Penthouse party over the weekend. She was apparently being very flirtatious at the party. They had pictures so Howard checked them out. He said that she was draping herself all over this guy in the picture. Howard said that if Eric saw that he'd be upset. Artie saw it and started laughing his ass off. He said that it's clear that Eric is her type. Steve said that Kendra, or someone claiming to be her, is on SFN fielding questions from the fans about that stuff.<br />
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Steve said that Sal's wife Christine was saying that she might go to Howard's wedding solo if she gets the invitation. Howard said that she's invited if she brings the emotional friend with her. That led to Artie doing his emotional friend impression for a few seconds.<br />
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Steve said that KC Armstrong is supposed to be appearing in court out in California this morning to talk about his recent tickets and trouble with the law. He wrapped up his news preview by plugging tonight's Howard 101 shows Jackie's Joke Hunt and the Riley Martin show.<br />
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Jon Hein came in with his Wrap Up Show preview. Howard was going to read a note that Jon sent him about the ratings for the Super Bowl. He said that it was the second most watched show in the history of TV in this country. It was still lower rated than the last episode of MASH. Howard said that they had a 43 share and had about 97.5 million people watching. MASH had 106 million viewers according to the notes that Jon had compiled.<br />
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Jeff the drunk called back in and said that he's calling off the whole Atlantic City trip. He said he spoke to his manager and the guy said that this was making him look like an asshole and he wanted nothing to do with it, so he has no ride down there now. Artie told him to get a thick skin and get over it, it's the Howard Stern Show. He told Jeff to tell the guy that it's a paid gig and he has to drive him down there.<br />
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Howard let Jeff go and had Jon get to his preview. Jon said they'll be talking about Kevin Kraft's visit to the show this morning. They'll also talk about Eric the Midget and the world of the Syndicate that they've gotten sucked into. He ran down a bunch of other stuff that they'd be talking about a little later this morning. <br />
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Robin's News And Goofing On Gary. 02/05/08. 9:55am<br />
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Artie asked Howard if he had a friend that told him that one of his friends looked like a fat piece of shit, would tell that fat friend? Howard said he wouldn't tell him. He said that Robin was a little out of line with that comment earlier this morning.<br />
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Howard said it was probably Jackie the Joke Man who told Robin that. She said she doesn't write to Jackie. She said it was just a friend of hers and the guy thinks that Artie isn't going to last more than 400 days at that weight. Howard told him that he's not fat, he just looks chubby.<br />
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Howard took a call from a guy who said that Jackie's show sucks. He wanted to talk about the Mount Rushmore of radio and how all of those other people that Dennis Miller mentioned don't add up to what Howard has done in his career.<br />
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Howard had Robin start her news after Fred played one of her theme songs to the tune of her old news theme music. It was one where she was singing to that theme music.<br />
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Robin started off her news with a story about how Dancing with the Stars is going to have Marlie Matlin, a deaf actress, on the show this coming season. Howard said he saw that and didn't think much of it until he remembered that she was deaf.<br />
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Robin read another story about a product that has been created to prevent AIDS. That led to Fred playing some old lady porn clips that made Artie laugh pretty hard. He said that's his favorite clip ever. Fred kept playing it and Artie laughed more and more. Howard said that it was actually a woman by the name of Kathy Jones who is one of those old porn stars. He asked the guys if they had any of her clips to play in there. Artie was laughing his ass off at those clips and said that he's not sure he could watch the visuals on that because he might have a heart attack.<br />
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Howard played some more of those Kathy Jones old lady porn clips. He had one where she's getting slammed by some guy and she's saying ''Oh ya!'' over and over. Artie was laughing like crazy and Gary interrupted and said that they had some video with audio to play. Howard told them to go ahead and play it. It wasn't one of her porn movies though. It
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