Looking at the names of creators, I was very scared for this tape ("Vampire Suck"). Of all the films made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Zelcer are scary movies, which is an order of magnitude better than any other movie-parody.
Other films - nightmare: no plot, no humor, and no relevance. And now, we have their new creation - Vampire Suck. So, this film should be completely ridiculing the famous vampires saga - Twilight.
Vampire Suck - it's not even a parody, but the film, which should show the world a side of the coin called Twilight. This, of course, is not propaganda, but I hope Vampire Suck will calm down fans of this saga. I am not against the Twilight, as another way to enslave the youth, but I've already tired of this movie.
In terms of plot, "Vampire Suck" is terrible. But if you close your eyes to all the madness and illogical, then there is a bright example of compression of the plot. Writers put in 76 minutes of this movie two story saga. And the writers have removed a number of very unnecessary moments, showing everyone how the plot of the first two films saga is really simple and stupid.
"-You know who we are, don't you?
-Aha. Black Eyed Peas!"
In terms of acting, this movie is disappointing. Everything is very silly and not natural. None of the actors doesn't even try to play better.
The actress, who plays the Bekie role looks much better and nicer than Kristen Stewart. Matt Lanter just ruining his career in such terrible roles. The other actors are, of course, better, but only because they are older and more experienced. But, of course, this is not a movie where an actor's game - the main thing.
The main thing here - humor. It is a satirical part of this movie made me write a positive review. "Vampire Suck" has derided all that pathos all that unnecessary attachment to the heroes of the famous saga. And Edward, and Jacob got what they deserved. The movie is such a joke that can rightly be called a benchmark in this genre. Such concerns may be the funniest and topical joke about Jacob. And in the end the movie there is one very funny dialogue between Edward and Zolturi.
- "Why did you take off your T-shirt now?
- It was written in my contract that I must take off a T-shirt every 10 minutes of screen time".
One of the best movies of sweet couples Friedberg and Zeltser. In its genre, this film also stands out for its originality and relevance. Silly, no plot, no acting movie, which full of funny moments. Not the best quality product that you want to watch with friends.
1). Our favorite character from "Avatar" is returned. Of course, we are not about Sam Worthington, because who needs it, so blue, and with a tail? We are speaking about fair Colonel Kvotriche, or rather, of Stephen Lang, who played this colonel. Leaked rumors that he is negotiating with Steven Spielberg for filming in the new series, which is produced by Steven. The series is called "Terra Nova", and there will be a lot of Dinosaurs - it is actually all we know about future film. Filming of the series will begin in May 2011, and the final product will be seen no earlier than the autumn of that year.
2). Andrew Garfield, who will play Peter Parker (known in narrow circles as Spider-Man) in a new adaptation of comics and cartoons about Spiderman something open up and admitted that he is a huge fan of the guy in the red and blue tights. Moreover, with tears in his eyes he told astonished reporters that in the early childhood, he pulled a piece of blue oilcloth on his emaciated body, painted it red watercolors and pretended to fly among the skyscrapers, saving and do good to all people.
3). Kayley Cuoco, who plays Penny in the series "Big Bang Theory", broke her leg while riding on a horse. Now the next few weeks she will spend in bed, which, however, had virtually no impact on the film schedule - the show still does decide to take a break, a dozen episodes already filmed. Surely Sheldon and Leonard will bring in her hospital a lot of chocolates and books on quantum physics.
Shooting of the first part of the trilogy should begin the next year. It is possible that the Lionsgate adaptation of Collins's novels turn into a gold mine, as his time in movie "Twilight" saga have changed the fate of the studio Summit Entertainment for the better.
The main heroine of Collins novels - a strong spirit girl named Katniss. She lives in the near future, in which after the collapse of the world and natural disasters is no longer the United States of America. There is only Capital and its 12 districts. Every year from each district are chosen by lottery for two teenagers, who participate in the "Hunger games". When the younger sister of 16-year-old heroine should represent their district, Katniss decides to take her place.
Gary Ross - one of the few directors, who has been chosen by studio. The last two weeks directors of Lionsgate have met with Sam Mendes, David Slade, Andrew Adamson, Rupert Sanders, and Suzanne White. There were talks about Francis Lawrence ("Constantin") but they have not been confirmed.
Mendes was eliminated from the competition last Friday, as the story with the studio MGM begins to dawn, and at the end of next summer or early autumn of 2011 the director will begin work on a new movie about agent 007.
On August 24 came the final part of the trilogy in English and to date have been sold 450,000 copies.
Despite the fact that Ross has not yet signed the contract, the choice of producer for the project said that the studio is counting on a serious approach to the material.
Those who look the new British mini-series "Prisoner" will feel a little deja vu. And it's not strange, as series actions are very similar to two very popular Hollywood films in the late 90's "Pleasantville" and "The Truman Show." That certainly speaks about the positive qualities of this new film.
The man woke up in the middle of the desert, does not remember how he found himself here. After some wandering, he finds himself in an unusual place, which citizens call the "Village", each resident instead of a name has a number, and our main hero is called "number six". Moreover, they begin to assure "number six" that he lives in "village" from the date of his birth, drive a bus and has a family, about which he remembers nothing. And the main thing everyone says that apart from "village" there is nothing else in the world! Trying to understand, "number six" leading the investigation, he begins to understand that all life of the "village" is artificial, not real and is controlled by a person called "number two" ... Maybe such plot is a little confusing, but very interesting!
The "Prisoner" series has two strong pluses. First, a large number of puzzles! What is this mysterious "little town"!? Another planet or a parallel world? How did our hero get there? Was he abducted or all his previous life only the fruit of his imagination? If the "number two" is a chief in their world, then who is "number one"? All this is intriguing!
You know, watching this series I've once again proved that the British were able to film deep serials. In this work, the depth does not appear immediately, but gradually, involving the small steps like go on a little light in the darkness. The further you go, the more confident is your step and the more you want to get there quickly. Unusual manner of visual feed only reinforces, strengthens the effect.
Another positive quality, duration. There are only six series. From the first minute you dipped in the thick of things, start to empathize with the heroes and with them trying to understand what is happening...
The cast is very great. Though I have only known Lennie James, and Ian McKellen, but other actors have also tried. McKellen - just super. His every remark and important and interesting. And this says it all.
It has already been said that each new series - is a new questions. There are many, but they can be merged into one: "What the hell is going on?". And I would not be surprised if in the end we will not give an answer but give a new question "What the hell was that?"
In the new action comedy by Adam McKay of "The Other Guys" Mark Wahlberg and Will Ferrell play two New York City police officers involved in day after day bookkeeping, until one day they get a chance to prove themselves in action. In an interview Mark Wahlberg talks about his role in the film and the future creative plans.
- Your alliance with Ferrell phenomenal. When you realize that you would work with him?
I've realized it after the first meeting when we decided to dine together. You see, I met many people who play in the genre of comedy, so I know that most comedians in real life differ from the images they create in a movie. These are usually gloomy people, which do not like their screen heroes. The Will is another. In life he is the same sweet, kind and sincere, as you see him in the movie. I just did not really want to work with people trying to be funny and fun on the set, and are instantly transformed into disgruntled nerds after the command "Cut!" Also, I liked my future "mate", I just flattered that the role written for me personally, so when I was asked to join the project, I thought: "That's hot" - and happily agreed.
- There have leaked some rumors about a short film by Ricardo de Montreola "The Raven" and about your possible cooperation with Universal Pictures. Please clarify the situation.
Oh ... Yes, we agreed with the studio that I and my partner Steve will produce and star in feature film, and this is amazing! Idea of the film is just unbelievable.
- Is work on the film the event of the next time or not, because you are working on many other projects?
Well, we hope that the script will be ready in eight weeks. We already have an idea for a feature-length film, the only question is when the writers finish their part. Personally, I would like to start shooting as soon as possible. We are working on the script for "Cocaine Cowboys".
- About continuation of "The Italian Job" the rumors have appeared long ago. Do you think is it possible?
Yes, if that happens, it must happen now. The idea that continued to be no worse than the original film, only if this condition is to start motions. The first part has a good stuff, cool team of actors, at the result the film has so impressed the audience. It was a lot of funny and meaningful moments, and therefore, if we can repeat all the components of the first robbery, then it will great!
- You mentioned the sequel to "Four Brothers", do you have any idea for continuation?
Oh yes, and this idea is cool. I'm not sure, may I speak about this project, but believe me, everything - super. My character, style, looks after the neighborhood kids, got in trouble. Then he discovers that his biological father has a brother or sister, and it is kept in a secret...
- Can I ask you about the drama "Fighter"
This is the best movie that I filmed.
- This is a very responsible statement.
This is the best story of those who I know, and we've done everything in order to make it excellent cinematic version with director David O. Russell. We always knew it was a great drama, but there are also a lot of humor and emotion, and we all remember that Mickey Ward is not afraid of difficulties and won the title. This is a very real, very special film.
- When is the premiere? When will be shown the trailer?
Trailer will appear soon. I've already seen cuts, and we were delighted by what happened. The premiere is scheduled for December 10, 2010.
What happens from the film, when between the protagonists there is not only acting love and even into the bargain, and true feelings in the real world where they are not actors, forced to pretend to be a couple, like other ordinary people? The answer, I think is clear to all. No falsehood!
Beautiful story of pure love between the protagonists, well built according to the scenario and fit perfectly with the American sense of humor. It is not always possible to find a movie with the harmony line of plot and love, with a line of rather vulgar humor. In this movie, everything turned out. Touching scenes of Erin and Garrett plus a great sense of humor give us a good mood after viewing.
Perhaps building on this story, many couples are in a similar position in life, dare to important steps toward each other and finally they will not separate kilometers of roads and hours of flights. In such situations, not everyone could take the cold-blooded decision, which took Garrett.
Letting go Erin to Los Angeles, he gave her the opportunity to engage any affair that is certainly very important. He donated their relationship for the good of Erin. To do otherwise, nobody would know what future awaited them in New York. After 6 months they accidently met in Los Angeles and their relationship began with a clean slate.
Drew Barrymore and Justin Long are often converged and diverged in real life. And now it is unclear whether they are together or not! So, it is not surprising that Drew and Justin so well played on screen lovers.
I think Barrymore and Long largely endowed their characters with their own qualities. Maybe with time, they, as well as Erin and Garrett, finally decide to be together?
Each of the minor characters of this drama movie has some sort of fad, why often caught in ridiculous situations. Corine (Kristan Applegate) are constantly inventing strange smells, Box (Jason Sudeykis) invents a cunning plan to charm women's middle and close to old age and Dan (Charlie Day) is a real walking freak! With his strange this guy would bring up laughing anyone!
But most of all I liked Phil (Jim Geffigan). His calmness, deliberateness and gravity on the background of giddiness other characters look quite comical. Very funny guy!
In conclusion, I want to say that watching this film you realize that there are no hopeless situations, and to any problem you can always find the correct and wise decision, for which you certainly will be rewarded later. Love always wins!
Despite the fact that the latter union of two great actors did not become a sensation - crime drama "Righteous Kill" earned negative comments of critics and $ 77 million in worldwide box office, there is a chance that Al Pacino and Robert De Niro will film together again, but this time in the gangster drama of Martin Scorsese "The Irishman".
Two years ago, Scorsese and De Niro planned to tackle the adaptation of the novel by Charles Brend
"I Heard You Paint Houses". The book's title refers to the mafia slang, means that a person that is accessed in this way, works killer, mercenary, and after the murder on the walls and floors of houses are still stained with blood.
In his work Brend described the life of a real-life killer Frank "Irishman" Sheeran, with whom he met shortly before his death. He confessed to the writer that worked at one of the biggest underworld crime bosses, and that he killed Jimmy Hoff, the former U.S. trade union leader, suddenly disappeared under mysterious circumstances.
In addition to Pacino, the project looks closely and Joe Pesci, who worked with Martin Scorsese and Robert De Niro on the "Casino", "Goodfellas" and "Raging Bull". Script from a book has been written by Stephen Zeyllyan, author of "Gangs of New York" and "American Gangster".
Now Martin Scorsese takes his three-dimensional project "Hugo Cabra" by a graphic novel by
Brian O. Selznick. "Irishman" is on the line along with several other films. In particular, maestro wants to film the book Shusako Endo "Silence" in 1966 on heavy everyday life of the Jesuits, seeking to bring Christianity in Japan 17-th century. At the draft have been already attributed such actors as Benicio Del Toro, Daniel Day-Lewis and Gael Garcia Bernal, but shooting was postponed indefinitely.
Star of "Robin Hood" will try a new genre. Hip-Hop Artist and founder of the Wu-Tang Clan RZA recently told that in his directorial debut "Man with the Iron Fist" - will play a leading role, he and Russell Crowe.
The film is developed in ancient China. RZA will play a blacksmith in the village, engaged in the production of weapons. As to the role of Crow, a musician is keeping secret: "I do not want spoiler a plot, but Russell will be the coolest villain! He is in excellent fighting form and will blow your mind!"
Filming of "The Man with the iron fist" will be held in Shanghai. RZA will begin work in December this year. To film Crow is rather nervous venture. "He is master of his craft. I am confident that I can learn from him something. "
RZA had the opportunity to adopt some experience with Russell Crowe: they both starred in "American Gangster" by Ridley Scott. Furthermore, Crowe and RZA recorded a song for the movie, but producers decided not to include it in the soundtrack. Also a musician and star of "Gladiator" starring together in a thriller by Paul Haggis "The next three days".
Founder of the Wu-Tang Clan is developing its debut as a director for five years, and started it with Quentin Tarantino and Elaya Roth. Eli Roth, in contrast to his colleagues, remained in the draft and hence co-writer and producer.
Universal studio will make a film with a budget of $20 million.
Returning to the origins of American horror films, recently I've examined the movie "Halloween" by John Carpenter. The film was a leisurely self-conscious horror, but foolish to deny that in those days it was certainly a breakthrough universal scale. Also, "Halloween" is considered one of the first and most eminent representatives of the "slasher" genre gained momentum in the 80's with the advent of "Friday 13" and "Nightmare on Elm Street."
Horrible killer Michael Myers as a kid was a very bad boy. He did not play in the sandbox, didn't read comics, and didn't pull girls for pigtails. Instead of all this, he just went and brutally stabbed his own sister. Considering that to put Michael in the corner is no longer relevant, the parents immediately surrendered him in a psychiatric clinic for hardened brutes and murderers. In the clinic, Michael also did not play, didn't read comics, and communicate with other patients. He just sat in his chair and stared at the wall. And so during 15 years. Treatment at the clinic did not get the benefit of Michael and even the good Dr. Loomis, that all these years trying to persuade him not to look at the wall, found distressing fact - "Michael is an embodiment of evil and should be hide from the world until the end of his life!".
All would have happened, but sneaky Myers was very clever and cunning. All these years he hasn't only looked at the wall and glared her by eyes! Presumably, he was able, finally, carry out his plan, as miraculously he managed to get out of his chamber and raise a rebellion in the clinic.
Of course, Michael did not went somewhere there, he went straight to his hometown Heddonfild, where immediately took from the hardware shop, two knives, length of arm, a rope and the mask of Captain Kirk - the character popular in those forgotten days of the series "Star Trek".
Meanwhile, in Heddonfilde has come the most terrible day of the year - Halloween. All people began to watch horror movies, scaring each other.
In short, Myers plans are so ambitious that he did not even know from whom and where to start.
The first thing that catches your eye and ears is a great soundtrack, written in four days personally by Carpenter. From the first seconds of the picture, ominous and disturbing music creates the necessary atmosphere in which any suspicious characters, not to mention the terrible Psycho Myers, is like a devil himself.
Actors playing at the movie can be divided into two categories: "professional" and "amateurs". And the first category would consist of only one person Donald Pleasence - brilliant actor, is held at the time of filming in "Halloween". All the scenes involving Pleasen have been filmed in five days, paying him
$20,000 - a juicy piece of modest budgets. Carpenter gave Donald as Dr. Loomis, as a great admirer of his acting talent, but after "Halloween" more than once invited him into his projects.
The names of other actors can easily fit into the category of "amateurs" because at the time of filming, none of them had any appreciable experience and didn't invent anything outstanding, hitting a camera lens of Carpenter.
Filming has been made for rather breathtakingly short period of time - 20 days and only
$325 000 budget! Moreover, this film quickly gained cult status and collected cash in $60 million, which after thirty-odd years sounds very impressive.
Soloist Liam and songwriter Noel from "Oasis" band decided to shoot their film about the Beatles. Brothers have never concealed that in many ways mimic the big group. Critics have repeatedly noticed that the guitar solo, bass line and keyboards are very similar to the work of the legendary quartet. Somehow, Paul McCartney, former member of "The Beatles", noticed that "Oasis" music - plagiarism. But the brothers did not hesitate. When Liam was born a son, he named him after the frontman of "The Beatles" Lennon.
Now singer Liam meant to shoot a movie about his heroes. Thus, recently, he said the London Daily Mail, that is going to do movies.
- "This is a biographical film about three years of the Beatles"- said Liam, - from 1967 to 1970-th. From the heyday of the group to the collapse.
The musician decided to film the movie on the basis of the book by Richard Di Lello "The Longest cocktail party". Di Lello was witness to many conversations of musicians who were "stoned", "crazy" behavior of its members in the past few years of the group's existence. The book, according to the Gallagher brothers, has become their desktop.
Recall that Michael Jackson bought the rights to use the music of the Beatles, after killing rate of the Paul McCartney and pay 47.5 million dollars. The brothers Gallagher will need documentary records the rights of which are now owned Sonny Company.
On further details, the brothers promised to tell at the Cannes Film Festival.